Ze Art Baron

I commented on zis article:
http://glasstire.com/2012/05/12/found-art-serbian-groom-trolls-for-bride/#comment-118938

You may not be avare but zis man viz ze excellent taste ist ze greatest collector of art in ze vurlt! Have you ever zeen a man win an auction at Christie’s who ist talking on ze phone? Zis is ze man on ze phone! He ist ze main tastemaker in ze art vurlt unt he izt unt starmaker! Ever vonder vy ze Jeff Koons ist so famous? Zere ist your anzer. He makes unt he breaks ze artists! He ist vy ze art vurlt is vat it is! Ze rumor ist zat he haz zo much money zat he buyz ze vork of ze contemporary artizts even zo he doezn’t really like it unt donatz it zecretly to ze museums unt to hiz political friendz unt zat ven you zee ten men at ze Christies auction on ze phone zey are all talking to him unt he has zem on conference call zo zat zey can make it look like zere ist a lot of interest and zey can bid ze price up on ze art.

All of ze joking unt der laughing unt der making of fun of zis great man ist innapropriate unt cruel. It iz not eazy being rich if no von lovez you… Can’t you zee ze look of heartbreak on hiz poor face? Zis poor man needz unt hug unt zome bedsheetz unt pillowz unt to be touched by a beautivul voman viz dreamz of svimming in a pool of money like ze Zcrooge Mcduck on ze Ducktalez. https://adolfhitlersghost.wordpress.com

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